One Firm Push: Hands On With The 4Moms Breeze Playpen

There used to be an old line, "Why is this on TechCrunch?" that lazy readers would toss with a tone like that of bored, obese potentates shooing away a particularly rancid piece of lamb proffered by a eunuch. Luckily, that's mostly over now since we've just about saturated the front page with startup news and posts like this one, about one of the most amazing playpens you're ever going to see, are hidden behind a click. So this is the 4Moms Breeze. It is, in short, the future of playpens. If you don't have kids, then you might as well stop reading but if you've ever tried to open a Pack And Play or similar playpen, you'll understand this concept immediately. Most playpens are garbage. There is a central pivot that lets you open and close them but, in reality, this process is more like snapping the legs and arms of a Plastic Man while holding a soiled diaper and preventing the older kids from watching pay-per-view porn on the hotel TV.

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